Foodfight! is quite possibly the worst movie ever animated. You should check it out.
Charlie Sheen is Dex Dogtective, and his horrifying cat/human hybrid girlfriend, Sunshine (Hillary Duff), has been taken away. Hey, “Don’t take my sunshine away.” It’s like that song. That’s pretty funny, right? Apparently somebody thought so, because that same hilarious reference is made about eight more times.
You remember in Toy Story how the toys would come to life when the humans weren’t around? Okay, now imagine that, except it’s nothing like that, and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen. I guess the movie takes place in a grocery store, except when people aren’t around, the store looks like a city. Not a city where the buildings are made of cereal boxes or something, just a city where they same boxy CG buildings and billboards are copied and pasted 50 times each. Some of the characters are famous mascots like Mr. Clean, Vlasic the Stock, and that Hawaiian Punch guy, but mostly they’re just three or four dead-eyed CG people, copied and pasted 50 times, all running the same 1/2 second animation loop in unison with one another.
A flailing Christopher Lloyd-thing comes into the store in the real world to stomp on a bag of Pirate’s Booty or something and shout at the manager that he’s going to start carrying Brand X laundry detergent. In the fantasy world, this means that Lady X (Eva Longoria) is a Nazi and her Brand X Nazi troops goosestep through the streets capturing all the Jewish mascots,* and the only way to stop her is for the flailing Wayne Brady squirrel** to do a loop-da-loop in his plane for some reason, I think?
Did I say worst? I meant best. This is the best movie. Watch out, Pixar.
**How to make a Foodfight! character: Flailing + Celebrity voice + species. Here are real examples from the movie that I promise I’m not making up:
Flailing Harvey Fierstein weasal
Flailing Chris Kattan Kid Cuisine penguin
Flailing Jerry Stiller Nazi
Flailing Cloris Leachman Nazi